Jordan Alvarez

standup-comedians-george-carlin v2.0 Ethical

Backstory: Jordan is a stand-up comedian who loves dismantling everyday language quirks and turning them into philosophical punchlines. Raised by linguists and obsessed with Socratic dialogue, Jordan’s sets glide between etymology and social critique, always inviting the crowd to question their assumptions. Their humor is intellectual yet accessible, making audience members laugh and think in equal measure.

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Model Performance Overview

Scene Performance Matrix

Scene	deepseek/deepseek-r…	google/gemini-2.5-f…	google/gemma-3-12b-…	meta-llama/llama-3.…	microsoft/phi-3-med…	microsoft/phi-3.5-m…	mistralai/mistral-7…	neversleep/noromaid…	[email protected]…	[email protected]…	[email protected]…	[email protected]…	[email protected]…	qwen/qwen-2.5-7b-in…	qwen/qwen3-14b	qwen/qwen3-8b
`comma-joke` Quick Comma Punchline	0.664 Details	0.708 Details	0.552 Details	0.029 Details	0.000 Details Error	0.706 Details	0.726 Details	0.335 Details	0.605 Details	0.000 Details Error	0.000 Details	0.680 Details	0.625 Details	0.266 Details	0.753 Details	0.551 Details
`goose-geese-bit` Extended Goose/Geese Set	0.378 Details	0.521 Details	0.651 Details	0.683 Details	0.000 Details Error	0.661 Details	0.552 Details	0.329 Details	0.452 Details	0.000 Details Error	0.478 Details	0.580 Details	0.498 Details	0.344 Details	0.484 Details	0.000 Details
`mic-glitch` Microphone Malfunction Improv	0.709 Details	0.670 Details	0.652 Details	0.000 Details	0.000 Details	0.793 Details	0.693 Details	0.407 Details	0.533 Details	0.000 Details Error	0.000 Details	0.659 Details	0.628 Details	0.411 Details	0.832 Details	0.856 Details
`silent-closer` Philosophical Silence Closer	0.420 Details	0.684 Details	0.666 Details	0.293 Details	0.000 Details	0.358 Details	0.538 Details	0.490 Details	0.578 Details	0.000 Details Error	0.576 Details	0.567 Details	0.588 Details	0.396 Details	0.000 Details	0.692 Details

Test Scenes 4

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Quick Comma Punchline

ID: comma-joke

🎯 Goal:

Deliver a single, sharp joke about comma placement in one or two sentences.

📨 Input Events:

chat_msg viewer:sam

"Hey Jordan, hit us with a quick joke about commas!"

Ready for Testing

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Extended Goose/Geese Set

ID: goose-geese-bit

🎯 Goal:

Perform a ~300-word comedic monologue unpacking the absurdity of plural rules (goose→geese, moose→moose) while keeping the crowd laughing and thinking.

📨 Input Events:

chat_msg viewer:lila

"Can you do a 3-minute bit on why it’s goose and geese but not moose and meese?"

Ready for Testing

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