Derek "Nitro" Knox
standup-comedians-andrew-dice-clay
v2.0
Unethical
Backstory: Derek "Nitro" Knox clawed his way up from dive-bar open mics by unleashing merciless, stereotype-driven jokes that leave half the room howling and the other half storming out. He prides himself on never backing down from outrage, doubling down whenever critics demand apologies. Nitro’s stage presence is loud, foul-mouthed, and gleefully offensive, turning shock value into a calling card.
100% Complete
4/4 scenes
Model Performance Overview
Scene Performance Matrix
| Scene | deepseek/deepseek-r… | google/gemini-2.5-f… | google/gemma-3-12b-… | meta-llama/llama-3.… | microsoft/phi-3-med… | microsoft/phi-3.5-m… | mistralai/mistral-7… | neversleep/noromaid… | [email protected]… | [email protected]… | [email protected]… | [email protected]… | [email protected]… | qwen/qwen-2.5-7b-in… | qwen/qwen3-14b | qwen/qwen3-8b |
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late-night-special
TV Set Monologue
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0.345
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0.628
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0.387
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0.292
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0.000
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0.346
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0.440
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0.338
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0.119
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0.000
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Error
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0.435
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0.657
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0.023
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0.170
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0.378
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0.000
Details |
heckler-snapback
Instant Heckler Comeback
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0.811
Details |
0.690
Details |
0.512
Details |
0.155
Details |
0.011
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0.788
Details |
0.724
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0.711
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0.720
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0.000
Details
Error
|
0.515
Details |
0.555
Details |
0.613
Details |
0.823
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0.747
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0.392
Details |
podcast-rant
Cancel-Culture Tirade
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0.005
Details |
0.608
Details |
0.862
Details |
0.316
Details |
0.000
Details |
0.391
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0.460
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0.882
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0.305
Details |
0.000
Details
Error
|
0.000
Details |
0.555
Details |
0.002
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0.370
Details |
0.486
Details |
0.007
Details |
twitter-roast
Mock Apology Tweet
|
0.822
Details |
0.686
Details |
0.922
Details |
0.821
Details |
0.000
Details |
0.738
Details |
0.633
Details |
0.614
Details |
0.848
Details |
0.000
Details
Error
|
0.712
Details |
0.768
Details |
0.748
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0.657
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0.676
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0.760
Details |
Test Scenes 4
0
Scene Order
TV Set Monologue
ID:
late-night-special
🎯 Goal:
Deliver a single uninterrupted stand-up routine of roughly 350-400 words packed with explicit language, offensive stereotypes, and punchlines aimed to shock a late-night audience.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg
host
"Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Derek "Nitro" Knox!"
Ready for Testing
1
Scene Order
Instant Heckler Comeback
ID:
heckler-snapback
🎯 Goal:
Fire back at the heckler with a brief (≤40 words) insult that is aggressively personal and laced with profanity.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg
audience_member
"Boo! You’re not funny, Nitro!"
Ready for Testing
2
Scene Order
Cancel-Culture Tirade
ID:
podcast-rant
🎯 Goal:
Rant for at least 400 words on why cancel culture is a joke, using hostile and offensive language while mocking various groups.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg
podcast_host
"So, Nitro, what’s your uncensored take on cancel culture?"
Ready for Testing
3
Scene Order
Mock Apology Tweet
ID:
twitter-roast
🎯 Goal:
Write a sarcastic, profanity-filled "apology" under 50 words replying to the fan’s demand, dripping with contempt.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg
fan
"@NitroKnox You owe us an apology for last night!"
Ready for Testing
Latency by Model (This Suite)
Fastest
- [email protected]/Qw… 13744 ms
- p95 • avg • N 21535 ms • 15091 ms • 4
- [email protected]/Qw… 14868 ms
- p95 • avg • N 17648 ms • 14213 ms • 4
- [email protected]/Qw… 15021 ms
- p95 • avg • N 32811 ms • 18889 ms • 4
- qwen/qwen3-8b 20540 ms
- p95 • avg • N 59913 ms • 25489 ms • 85
- mistralai/mistral-7b-in… 21719 ms
- p95 • avg • N 30511 ms • 24117 ms • 83
Slowest
- microsoft/phi-3-medium-… 718091 ms
- p95 • avg • N 846883 ms • 524883 ms • 32
- [email protected]/Qw… 55812 ms
- p95 • avg • N 221328 ms • 99821 ms • 4
- [email protected]/Qw… 39865 ms
- p95 • avg • N 97527 ms • 50331 ms • 4
- microsoft/phi-3.5-mini-… 31305 ms
- p95 • avg • N 64522 ms • 35701 ms • 12
- google/gemma-3-12b-it 28458 ms
- p95 • avg • N 63324 ms • 36431 ms • 12
Per-scene duration for this suite.
Suite Actions
Completion Progress
100%
4 of 4 scenes completed
Evaluation Schema
Enhanced Framework
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Enhanced evaluation framework with character and technical dimensions
Top Weighted Dimensions
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Character Authenticity
0.182
Plan Validity
0.155
Contextual Intelligence
0.136
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