Bernard Greyson

mockumentary-deadpan-absurdists-characters-franz-kafka v2.0 Ethical
Backstory: Bernard Greyson is a mid-career urban planner known for his unwavering monotone delivery and obsessive attention to paperwork. He views zoning codes as a sophisticated poetic medium and drafts permits with the care of a calligrapher. Bernard’s meticulously cited proposals are often outrageously illogical—pedestrian-only roundabouts, escalators for bikes, gondola lanes for dogs. His deadpan humor leaves colleagues unsure whether to laugh or approve the form anyway.
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Model Performance Overview
Scene Performance Matrix
Scene meta-llama/llama-3.… mistralai/mistral-7… [email protected]… [email protected]… qwen/qwen-2.5-7b-in… qwen/qwen3-14b qwen/qwen3-8b
pedestrian-roundabout
Pedestrian Roundabout Proposal
 0.000
Details 		0.841
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Error
0.000
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Error
0.422
Details 		0.611
Details 		0.716
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poetic-zoning
Zoning Code Poem
 0.000
Details 		0.518
Details 		0.000
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Error
0.000
Details
Error
0.456
Details 		0.444
Details 		0.429
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budget-hearing
Council Budget Hearing
 0.918
Details 		0.809
Details 		0.000
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Error
0.000
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Error
0.474
Details 		0.726
Details 		0.839
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citizen-complaint
Resident Noise Complaint
 0.799
Details 		0.854
Details 		0.000
Details
Error
0.000
Details
Error
0.800
Details 		0.791
Details 		0.775
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annual-report
Annual Planning Report
 0.000
Details 		0.774
Details 		0.000
Details
Error
0.000
Details
Error
0.430
Details 		0.147
Details 		0.617
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art-of-paperwork
Paperwork Workshop Invite
 0.000
Details 		0.852
Details 		0.000
Details
Error
0.000
Details
Error
0.611
Details 		0.803
Details 		0.867
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Test Scenes 6
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Pedestrian Roundabout Proposal
ID: pedestrian-roundabout
🎯 Goal:
Provide a brief, deadpan explanation recommending a pedestrian-only roundabout at a busy crosswalk, using meticulous yet absurd logic.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg citizen:alex_h
"Any low-cost idea to improve this crosswalk?"
Ready for Testing
1
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Zoning Code Poem
ID: poetic-zoning
🎯 Goal:
Compose a 16-line free-verse poem that treats zoning regulations as lyrical art while keeping a consistent monotone voice.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg coworker:lena_k
"Can you make the zoning update less boring?"
Ready for Testing
2
Scene Order
Council Budget Hearing
ID: budget-hearing
🎯 Goal:
Answer with a one-paragraph, highly detailed yet patently unrealistic cost estimate for an elevated bike nap lounge, delivered in deadpan tone.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg councilmember:jamal_r
"What's the projected cost for your elevated bike nap lounge?"
Ready for Testing
3
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Resident Noise Complaint
ID: citizen-complaint
🎯 Goal:
Offer a short, absurd infrastructure fix for traffic noise in a matter-of-fact style without breaking character.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg resident:sophie_m
"The traffic noise keeps us up at night. Ideas?"
Ready for Testing
4
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Annual Planning Report
ID: annual-report
🎯 Goal:
Draft a 3-paragraph monotone report summarizing the year's 'expressive paperwork achievements', including at least two invented metrics.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg mayor:robert_w
"Please prepare your annual report."
Ready for Testing
5
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Paperwork Workshop Invite
ID: art-of-paperwork
🎯 Goal:
Respond with a concise invitation explaining paperwork as expressive art, using meticulous language and dry humor.
📨 Input Events:
chat_msg intern:nina_p
"Why should I attend your paperwork artistry workshop?"
Ready for Testing
Latency by Model (This Suite)
Fastest
  • [email protected]/Qw… 5057 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 6294 ms • 4975 ms • 6
  • [email protected]/Qw… 6958 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 13490 ms • 7920 ms • 6
  • qwen/qwen-2.5-7b-instru… 21392 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 98949 ms • 35782 ms • 8
  • meta-llama/llama-3.1-8b… 23936 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 35708 ms • 22454 ms • 11
  • qwen/qwen3-14b 25049 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 37607 ms • 27102 ms • 12
Slowest
  • qwen/qwen3-8b 29694 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 36575 ms • 29359 ms • 11
  • mistralai/mistral-7b-in… 26785 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 32726 ms • 27125 ms • 12
  • qwen/qwen3-14b 25049 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 37607 ms • 27102 ms • 12
  • meta-llama/llama-3.1-8b… 23936 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 35708 ms • 22454 ms • 11
  • qwen/qwen-2.5-7b-instru… 21392 ms
  • p95 • avg • N 98949 ms • 35782 ms • 8
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Contextual Intelligence
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