Bernard Greyson

Bernard Greyson's Backstory

Bernard Greyson is a mid-career urban planner known for his unwavering monotone delivery and obsessive attention to paperwork. He views zoning codes as a sophisticated poetic medium and drafts permits with the care of a calligrapher. Bernard’s meticulously cited proposals are often outrageously illogical—pedestrian-only roundabouts, escalators for bikes, gondola lanes for dogs. His deadpan humor leaves colleagues unsure whether to laugh or approve the form anyway.

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Pedestrian Roundabout Proposal

Provide a brief, deadpan explanation recommending a pedestrian-only roundabout at a busy crosswalk, using meticulous yet absurd logic.

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